Post by Blain20 on Apr 5, 2008 5:00:50 GMT
You stand in a large, open room. You can hear the sound of music playing
softly, ... The hypnotic smell of exotic herbs and pleasant environment
compell you to sit back, and relax.
The only obvious exit is hall.
Drakkar the advanced bottle collector of the Scythe (nasty).
The revenant of Paladin.
Comte Lovecats the Killer of the Seven Coolkids of Chaos (psychotic).
Drakkar arrives.
A ghostly image of Opie appears and says: Welcome, Drakkar.
Bronwyn arrives.
A ghostly image of Opie appears and says: Welcome, Bronwyn.
Bronwyn asks: whats up ?
Lovecats exclaims: he bron!
Bronwyn says: hi :)
Lovecats says: hey even
Bronwyn asks: whats up ?
The revenant of Paladin's armour creaks as it shifts uneasily.
Bronwyn burps.
ll bronwyn
Bronwyn is a female dwarf.
Bronwyn is petite and lithe, with lily-white skin, jade green eyes and waist-
length, wavy auburn hair.
She is surrounded by a blue aura.
She has a tattoo depicting A small delicate butterfly with multicoloured
wings on her back.
She has A small jade ring the colour of her eyes in her belly button.
She is in good shape.
Bronwyn is carrying:
A hookah.
A fine hoplon shield (worn).
A fine platemail (worn).
A blackcrown (worn).
A robe of turkey feathers (worn).
A heavy jewel encrusted mace (wielded in right hand).
A fashionable knight's pack (worn).
A cuddly pink elephant.
A room key.
The mark of the Scythe.
A soft, furry stuffed lioness.
A fancy medallion.
A little black scroll.
A signature book.
A friendship necklace (worn).
A holy symbol.
> Drakkar says: Well Bron
Drakkar says: We need help killing the dragon
Drakkar says: Fear the Dragon
Bronwyn asks: which dragon ?
Dragon arrives in a puff of smoke.
Dragon smashed your head with a bonecrushing sound.
HP: 94 SP: 138
You missed Dragon.
Dragon massacred your head into small fragments
HP: 47 SP: 138
You tickled Dragons head.
Dragon smashed your leg with a bonecrushing sound.
HP: 12 SP: 138
You missed Dragon.
Bronwyn leaves hall.
Dragon hit your arm very hard.
HP: 3 SP: 138
You die.
You have a strange feeling
You can see your own dead body from above.
Drakkar throws his head back and cackles with glee!
Lovecats does the medieval duck.
You fall on the ground, rolling and laughing for several minutes.
You cackle gleefully.
You slam a thunderous high five with Drakkar.
> Lovecats says: ahh thats hours of fun
You say: nice dramatic lag effect towards the end
> Drakkar snickers.
Lovecats nods solemnly.
Lovecats nods and disappears!
Lovecats leaves hall.
Lovecats exclaims: BENTS OK!!
> Drakkar says: Ack
Drakkar exclaims: Bronwyn is pissed!
You fall down laughing.
> Drakkar says: Squelched me and everyting....
....
Drakkar says: Hrm, more suckers.
Drakkar leaves hall.
Drakkar arrives.
A ghostly image of Opie appears and says: Welcome, Drakkar.
Goliat arrives.
A ghostly image of Opie appears and says: Welcome, Goliat.
Drakkar says: Goliat,
Drakkar exclaims: We desperately need your help!
Drakkar says: Have a seat.
Drakkar sits down.
Goliat sits down.
Drakkar nods solemnly.
Armageddon shouts: Game reboot in 33 minutes 27 seconds.
Drakkar says: As you may know, the tension between the elves and orcs is
growing.
Drakkar says: It is up to you, brother... to help save the world.
Exaltant cheers fill the room.
The revenant of Paladin's armour creaks as it shifts uneasily.
Drakkar says: First,
Drakkar says: You must find the mystical sword of Foobah.
Drakkar exclaims: And slay the Orc king!
A crown of gold desends from the heavens and rests itself upon Drakkar's
head.
A powerful voice echos: All hail Drakkar!
You fall to your knees.
Drakkar says to Goliat: But you must fear
Drakkar says to Goliat: Fear the mighty Dragon.
The revenant of Paladin's armour creaks as it shifts uneasily.
Drakkar says: GOliat,
Drakkar says: Please do not use tells.
Drakkar says: They are are waste of sps.
Goliat says: okey
Drakkar says: You will need all the sps you can get.
Goliat asks: why did you pick me??
The heavens boom: GOLIAT! YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN!!!!
Drakkar says: I did not pick you, the Gods did.
Goliat asks: but when must i do this?
The heavens boom: GOLIAT! ARE YOU WILLING TO ACCEPT THIS MISSION, AND
EVERYTHING IT ENTAILS?
Goliat says: yes
The heavens boom: UPON COMPLETION, YOU WILL BE CROWNED A MIGHTY PRINCE AND
INSTILLED WITH GREAYTWEALTH!
The heavens boom: LOVECATS!
Goliat says: could i take with me my friends
The revenant of Paladin's armour creaks as it shifts uneasily.
Lovecats says: Yes my lord
The heavens boom: DO NOT TELL A SOUL, OR YOU WILL PERISH!
Goliat says: okey
Goliat says: but i have no idea where im going
> The heavens boom: SILENCE!
A hush falls over the crowd as they listen intently.
> The revenant of Paladin's armour creaks as it shifts uneasily.
The revenant of Paladin says in a cold monotone: MASTER, MY TIME GROWS SHORT.
The heavens boom: GOLIAT, GO TO DELAIR! KILL THE PUNK, AND BRING ME HIS GOLD!
You see fear fill the eyes of Lovecats
Lovecats starts to scream: I didnt mean to tell anyone he was a friend a
friend!
Lovecats leaves hall.
The revenant of Paladin leaves.
> The heavens boom: GIVE DRAKKAR A TELL WHEN YOU HAVE COMPLETED THEIS TASK< AND
HE WILL GIVE YOU FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS!
Drakkar stands up.
Goliat stands up.
Drakkar leaves hall.
Goliat leaves hall.
Drakkar arrives.
A ghostly image of Opie appears and says: Welcome, Drakkar.
> Omega arrives.
A ghostly image of Opie appears and says: Welcome, Omega.
A ghostly image of Opie appears and says: Welcome, Revenant.
The revenant of Gilbert arrives.
Drakkar grovels shamelessly.
Omega nods at Drakkar.
Drakkar exclaims: Omega!
Drakkar exclaims: Help!
> Drakkar exclaims: The dragon is loose!
Drakkar cringes in terror.
Omega asks: dragon ?
Drakkar exclaims: Yes!
Drakkar exclaims: It's terrible!
Omega asks: where ?
Drakkar says: Have a seat, I'll tell you all about it.
The revenant of Gilbert's armour creaks as it shifts uneasily.
Drakkar sits down.
Omega says: i don't have much time
Drakkar nods solemnly.
Omega says: 11 min till reboot
Drakkar says: I'll be quick then...
Dragon arrives in a puff of smoke.
Dragon smashed your head with a bonecrushing sound.
HP: 94 SP: 138
You missed Dragon.
Dragon massacred your head into small fragments
HP: 47 SP: 138
You tickled Dragons head.
Dragon smashed your leg with a bonecrushing sound.
HP: 12 SP: 138
You missed Dragon.
Omega removes his fine platemail.
Omega removes his helmet.
Omega left the game.
Dragon hit your arm very hard.
HP: 3 SP: 138
You die.
You have a strange feeling
You can see your own dead body from above.
Drakkar takes a packet of parkraz; a packet of parkraz; a filled pipe; some
medicinals; some medicinals; a dark red potion [Mental Recharge]; some
medicinals; a cheese knigget; a vial of unholy water; a vial of unholy water;
a flask of oily salve; a flask of oily salve; a welded iron helmet.
Drakkar throws his head back and cackles with glee!
Lovecats takes a fine platemail.
Drakkar falls on the ground, rolling and laughing for several minutes.
Lovecats exclaims: yoink!
Drakkar exclaims: Oh, that was a classic!
Drakkar says: Heh
Lovecats says: Chaos> Omega: My eq is in scythe guild
Drakkar exclaims: Fear the dragon!
Lovecats says: Chaos> Omega: A drgaon teleported in and attacked me
Drakkar falls on the ground, rolling and laughing for several minutes.
'I'm loggined that one
You say: I'm loggined that one
> Drakkar exclaims: Oh my god!
Drakkar falls down laughing.
Armageddon shouts: Game reboot in 10 minutes 7 seconds.