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Post by The Abyss on Dec 1, 2004 22:02:04 GMT
> Deep in the entrance shaft (u,d) Tzelakh the High Defender of the House of Turgon (neutral), who is lying down. > bow You bow to your audience. > ex tzelakh Tzelakh is a male elf. He is currently lying down. A strange force seems to surround him. He is seriously wounded. Tzelakh is carrying: A green spellbook (glowing). A branch. A whitegolden ring (worn). A pipe. A quarterstaff (wielded in right hand). A silver headband (worn). > l This part of the shaft is so deep that no light is visible from above you. The cobwebs perhaps seem a bit thinner and the stairs a little more used, but it is hard to tell. The stairs continue their spiral down into pitch darkness which seems to eat at the edges of the light you carry. Obvious directions are: up, down. Tzelakh the High Defender of the House of Turgon (neutral), who is lying down. > 'right i'm gonna kill you You say: right i'm gonna kill you > '5 You say: 5 > '4 You say: 4 > '3 You say: 3 > Tzelakh burps. '2 You say: 2 > '1 You say: 1 > '0 You say: 0 > 'boo You say: boo > Tzelakh stands up. Tzelakh leaves up. mgrin You grin mischievously.
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Post by Aurac on Dec 3, 2004 11:20:08 GMT
You're so evil.
--Aurac
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Post by Machine on Apr 15, 2006 23:42:33 GMT
speaking of evilly funny...
You sneak northeast... You climb up a steep slope to find yourself atop a low hill. Woods (sw,e) An enormous brindle trained wolf. QUItA the great huntswoman (nasty). A cairn of stones with a bloody scythe banner. em ss > You slip out of the shadows. > You sneak up behind QUItA and attempt to steal a leather bola. You slip away with your prize. h > You slide back into the shadows. > You sneak southwest... Deep and chilly forest (n,s,e,w,ne) A doe. > Jerusulum tells you: You sure? I dunno. "nice man willfully gives up life for better cause" is much classier. n You sneak north... Deep and chilly forest (n,s,e,w) > tell gromlakh got quita bola s ne You tell Gromlakh: got quita bola > You sneak south... Deep and chilly forest (n,s,e,w,ne) A doe. > You sneak northeast... You climb up a steep slope to find yourself atop a low hill. Woods (sw,e) An enormous brindle trained wolf. QUItA the great huntswoman (nasty). A cairn of stones with a bloody scythe banner. > em You slip out of the shadows. > ear ear You wobble your ears. > You wobble your ears. > h QUItA feints low, then strikes high at you! QUItA missed you. HP: 126 SP: 164 QUItA hammered your head brutally. QUItA is watching you! > Gromlakh tells you: Ah, someone else made the gate? 1 2 HP: 117 SP: 164 QUItA pounded your head heartlessly. You clubbed QUItA's head hard with a bowstave. 3 4 You nock a straight arrow. > Your arrow hits QUItA! > q You feel different. You stop wielding your bowstave. You wield your hunga-munga in your right hand. You hit QUItA with a hunga-munga! > You feel more skillful. You wield your bowstave in both hands. > You quaff a murky blue potion [Extra Healing]. A warm feeling spreads throughout your entire body. You feel great! > 1 2 3 4 HP: 139 SP: 164 QUItA bludgeoned your head heavily. You clubbed QUItA's arm hard with a bowstave. You draw a straight arrow from a fine fur quiver (worn). You nock a straight arrow. > Your arrow hits QUItA! > You feel different. You stop wielding your bowstave. You wield your hunga-munga in your right hand. You hit QUItA with a hunga-munga! > You feel more skillful. You wield your bowstave in both hands. > tt QUItA stops wielding her flail. QUItA wields her hunga-munga in her right hand. QUItA hit you with a hunga-munga! HP: 102 SP: 164 yy gg You cannot throw that fast! > 1 What? > No dart found. > 2 3 HP: 100 SP: 164 QUItA thwacked your body lightly. You missed. QUItA wields her flail in her right hand. You draw a straight arrow from a fine fur quiver (worn). You nock a straight arrow. > 4 You barely miss QUItA! A straight arrow is broken! > You feel different. You stop wielding your bowstave. You wield your hunga-munga in your right hand. You hit QUItA with a hunga-munga! > You feel more skillful. You wield your bowstave in both hands. > q QUItA stops wielding her flail. QUItA wields her hunga-munga in her right hand. QUItA hit you with a hunga-munga! HP: 63 SP: 164 You quaff a murky blue potion [Extra Healing]. A warm feeling spreads throughout your entire body. You feel great! > tt yy QUItA missed you. You clubbed QUItA's head hard with a bowstave. QUItA wields her flail in her right hand. gg You feel different. You stop wielding your bowstave. You wield your leather bola in your right hand. You hit QUItA with a leather bola! A thrown bola entangles QUItA and knocks her down! > You feel more skillful. You wield your bowstave in both hands. > No dart found. > q 1 2 3 QUItA removes her ring. QUItA removes her necklace. QUItA removes her nightblue cloak. QUItA removes her badge. QUItA removes her spider medallion. An enormous brindle trained wolf runs off in search of Quita. QUItA left the game. 4 You quaff a murky blue potion [Extra Healing]. A warm feeling spreads throughout your entire body. You feel great! > You draw a straight arrow from a fine fur quiver (worn). You nock a straight arrow. That is not alive. > You don't see Quita here. > What? > 1 2 3 4 You already have an arrow nocked. > That is not alive. > You don't see Quita here. > What? > The boomerang flips around, and flies back to you! shout Quita has left the game. You shout: Quita has left the game.
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Post by tehlung on Apr 16, 2006 2:13:29 GMT
laf that reminds me of ionstar coming after me with 3 blues, and i stole all 3 before he initiated combat
dead ionstar.
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Post by Machine on Apr 16, 2006 15:02:18 GMT
yeah, i had made an attempt at her bola earlier in hobbitat, but failed and ran away after her wolf stared at me. so i was running around and found her in steading 30m later and got it first try. i thought to myself "quita with no bola, no crescent, and no thorn? hells yeah!" so i wobbled my ears a bunch to provoke her, and it worked, bwahahahha. funny how she quit out the round after bola. mighta killed her if i hunga'd instead :\
and wtf with 45 ppl to have gaysex with me in mc room, wtf wtf bitchface
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Post by tehlung on Apr 16, 2006 17:42:06 GMT
and wtf with 45 ppl to have gaysex with me in mc room, wtf wtf bitchface haha i was wonderin when you'd notice that
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Post by Pillar on Apr 17, 2006 13:16:13 GMT
i still think it's funny that she never made her wolf attack and it just sat there, watching its master get ass-raped... hahaha!
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Post by tehlung on Apr 17, 2006 19:50:55 GMT
because of this log, i bet ranger wolves will get +34 AC and will autorescue their masters, and no longer drop sizes when they die
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Post by chen on Apr 17, 2006 22:11:51 GMT
i still think it's funny that she never made her wolf attack and it just sat there, watching its master get ass-raped... hahaha! Ya! Cuz you remember what it was like when Godo beat the shit out of you!
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Post by Pillar on Apr 19, 2006 13:52:13 GMT
don't make me wave my krak atta you!
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