Post by tinuviel on Jul 8, 2016 23:52:44 GMT
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Title: 'Tower sale!' // Honest Andy [NPC] Fri Jul 8 23:47:42 2016
Ladies and Gentlemen, an announcement from Honest Andy!
Hello everyone, I am honest Andy and I am here to fulfil your needs!
If I don't have anything that suits your fancy this week stay tuned as I am
always looking for that one place, just for you.
Today I have the pride, the privilege.. nay the pleasure to present to you
two outstanding properties for sale. It's a rare occurrence indeed to have
towers for sale, let alone two. So do not tarry or you'll miss your chance
to own one of these great pieces of architecture.
Why would you need a tower you say? Well, in these times you don't know what
might show up on your doorstep. Fire-breathing dragons, ghastly trolls,
thieving goblins, the Scythe horde or even tax collectors. A tower gives you
the advantage you need, an excellent defensive position and a better view.
The top floor of the tower will also make an excellent nursery. It's very
safe and any intruders disguised as suitors will have to go through you
first.
And so without further gilding the lily and with no more ado, let me present
to you
The Unicorn Tower in the town of Tantallon. It comes with the appropriate
amount of tangled vines suggested for towers like these and they will keep
strangers out of your backyard. It's a decent sized tower with several
floors and just ready for you to move in. It's a safe neighbourhood indeed,
home to many successful mages. You'll find no drifters or troublemakers
around here as they have been all used in experiments... err I mean the
community has successfully experimented with ways to keep such people away
from the area.
And let me not forget
The ivory tower, err I mean Ivy Tower in the town of Duender. If you want
to get out of the crowded and polluted city this is the place for you. No
place fresher or cleaner than here. If you like nature, especially up close
then look no further. Just remember that if you don't bother nature, nature
won't bother you.
Interested?
Come and visit me at my temporary office at the Eastroad Inn.
Signed,
Honest Andy
Title: 'Tower sale!' // Honest Andy [NPC] Fri Jul 8 23:47:42 2016
Ladies and Gentlemen, an announcement from Honest Andy!
Hello everyone, I am honest Andy and I am here to fulfil your needs!
If I don't have anything that suits your fancy this week stay tuned as I am
always looking for that one place, just for you.
Today I have the pride, the privilege.. nay the pleasure to present to you
two outstanding properties for sale. It's a rare occurrence indeed to have
towers for sale, let alone two. So do not tarry or you'll miss your chance
to own one of these great pieces of architecture.
Why would you need a tower you say? Well, in these times you don't know what
might show up on your doorstep. Fire-breathing dragons, ghastly trolls,
thieving goblins, the Scythe horde or even tax collectors. A tower gives you
the advantage you need, an excellent defensive position and a better view.
The top floor of the tower will also make an excellent nursery. It's very
safe and any intruders disguised as suitors will have to go through you
first.
And so without further gilding the lily and with no more ado, let me present
to you
The Unicorn Tower in the town of Tantallon. It comes with the appropriate
amount of tangled vines suggested for towers like these and they will keep
strangers out of your backyard. It's a decent sized tower with several
floors and just ready for you to move in. It's a safe neighbourhood indeed,
home to many successful mages. You'll find no drifters or troublemakers
around here as they have been all used in experiments... err I mean the
community has successfully experimented with ways to keep such people away
from the area.
And let me not forget
The ivory tower, err I mean Ivy Tower in the town of Duender. If you want
to get out of the crowded and polluted city this is the place for you. No
place fresher or cleaner than here. If you like nature, especially up close
then look no further. Just remember that if you don't bother nature, nature
won't bother you.
Interested?
Come and visit me at my temporary office at the Eastroad Inn.
Signed,
Honest Andy