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Post by tehlung on Feb 8, 2008 20:25:53 GMT
figured he could use one
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Post by Pillar on Feb 9, 2008 2:38:01 GMT
where's mine? /cry
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Post by CalviN on Feb 10, 2008 0:29:50 GMT
Bah..... you whore everyone elses threads like it's yer job, Mistar 1,328 posts.... like you need your own!!!!!!!! (And yeah, I know, I'm one to talk.... )
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Post by Pillar on Feb 10, 2008 16:18:20 GMT
just got back from a business trip to austin... have i ever told you how much i hate that god-forsaken state full of rednecks? blah.
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Post by tehlung on Feb 10, 2008 16:58:12 GMT
Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God. "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" Inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of earth, "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth but cold and harsh while southern Europe is going to be poor but sunny and pleasant. I have made some lands abundant in water and other lands parched deserts. This one will be extremely hot and while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land mass and said "What's that one?"
"Ah," said God. "That's LOUISIANA -- the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful swamps, flowing bayou's, rolling hills, and dense forests. The people from LOUISIANA are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, humorous and love good food and music. They are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. They will be the only people in the world to balance work, fun, and religion."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed,?"What about balance, God? You said there would be BALANCE!"
God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the assholes I put next to them in Texas."
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Post by Gromlakh on Feb 10, 2008 19:54:56 GMT
Teh gromlakh thread: will be SOOOO much better than teh joshuamoshua thread.
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Post by Pillar on Feb 11, 2008 16:56:42 GMT
teh gayjaydownbythebay thread would be better...
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Post by tehlung on Feb 12, 2008 3:03:41 GMT
tehgayjaytakesitinthea?
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Post by Pillar on Feb 12, 2008 20:51:53 GMT
that's a possibility as well
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Post by Blain20 on Jun 13, 2008 20:41:32 GMT
*summons Gromlakh*
He poofed into existence the other day and scared the bejesus out of me. It's weird seeing his name in fixed width font nowadays. Anyway, let's all cross our fingers that he gets to a higher paying position where he can delegate and have more time to come back to AA. He and I have some unfinished business!
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Post by Gromlakh on Jun 14, 2008 1:26:43 GMT
Seriously, if I get hired at the US Attorney's Office my boss is going to freak.
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Post by Blain20 on Jan 13, 2009 14:46:26 GMT
Grommy, check PMs!
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Post by Gromlakh on Jan 16, 2009 4:40:27 GMT
Check-ed! ;D
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Post by Blain20 on Feb 5, 2009 5:07:07 GMT
I keep seeing you on here Grommy. Log in for cryin' out loud
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Post by CalviN on Feb 5, 2009 15:52:57 GMT
Check proboards, 3 minutes. Respond to note or two, another 3 minutes. Check AA website boards, 5 minutes. Total elapsed time, 11 minutes. Log in to AA, BS with whoever is on, check boards, get tempted to see new area, check new stuff, talk to old friend, ask for eval, purge, switch alts to purge/perm, friend asks for quick vf steel ficer weap, log back in main alt, see old wiz buddy, etc etc etc... 3 hours later.........................
Yeah, Grommy's in the same boat I'm in.... no fucking time whatsoever for anything but work. *sigh*
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