Post by CalviN on May 26, 2004 18:08:35 GMT
Hats off to MrKrinkle for perhaps the best law storm ever written on AA..... *grin* Now if he ever manages to actually get himself banished, Malire won't have to break a sweat writing one for him.
Title: 'law storm last night' // Mrkrinkle <18> Wed May 26 17:06:45 2004
summer semester starting soon. 2 months of nothing but working and studying and occasionally sleeping. fun stuff!
formatting will be fucked
Storm clouds gather overhead...
Lightning flashes, and thunder booms.
You sense that something is not right.
Llamachaoser shouts: lol law storm!!1? lol
The clouds form into a funnel, and a figure riding a huge red dragon emerges.
The dragon lands near Malire.
Malire hands a scroll to Arah.
Arah reads the scroll and nods.
Arah shouts: MrKrinkle, your time is up!
You hear something move past you, running swiftly to the south, but when you
turn around you see nothing there.
Arah's dragon flies south towards Drakhiya.
MrKrinkle shouts: You'll never get me, dragon-boy!
Arah and dragon land outside of a monolith seemingly constructed entirely of
diamonds.
Arah paces around the monolith, but cannot seem to find a way inside.
Arah snorts.
Arah senses that his scroll has gone missing.
Arah screams loudly!
Arah reads a small white card.
Arah touches his forehead and gets a faraway look in his eyes.
Arah shouts: You are a fast one, MrKrinkle.
Arah calls his pack of wolves.
Arah lets the wolves sniff the card, and they run north.
Arah flies back to Malire and says: he's too fast.
Malire says: The wolves will get him.
Iceblood shouts: MrKrinkle in Hobbitat!
The wolves enter the town, causing the resident hobbits to panic.
The wolves arrive at a house in the northern part of town.
They enter, and an elven adventurer kicks them out, saying: "Can't you read
the sign? No pets allowed."
The wolves howl loudly.
Arah swoops down on his dragon.
Arah says to Flaw: you really do get in the way sometimes...why don't you go
visit your friends in Ravel.
Flaw says: It has been awhile since I've visited the goblins.
Flaw conjures a magical gateway.
Flaw enters the gateway.
Arah notices MrKrinkle emerging from the shadows.
Arah says: Aha! I've got you now criminal!
MrKrinkle flips Arah a coin and tells him to buy a clue.
MrKrinkle enters the gateway.
The wolf pack arrives, smelling Flaw's departure.
The gateway collapses with a loud bang.
The ground shakes as Arah screams again.
Inquisitor arrives.
The wolves' eyes widen in fear and they scatter in all directions!
Thunder rumbles as Arah screams again in anger.
He skewers the Inquisitor with his spear.
Arah tells Malire: We need Chojin.
Malire tells Arah: I'm on it. MrKrinkle is on the cliffs by Puffin Beach.
Huge waves roll in from the sea, as a huge octopus rears its head from the
water.
Arah flies in, and points to the cliff.
Chojin pulls itself to the top of the cliff with its tentacles.
You see a bedraggled, wild man run out from a hut on the cliffs.
Okart exclaims: MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okart hacks away at the tentacles. Chojin roars a fierce octupus roar, and
falls back into the sea.
You hear MrKrinkle say: You still don't get it, do you.
You hear MrKrinkle say: I know the land too well, I have too many hiding
spots. You can't get me.
Okart munches on a bit of tentacle.
Okart exclaims: Tastes like chicken!
Arah says: I know you are still here Krinkle. Come out and accept your fate.
Far off to the southwest, Paldin shouts: Arah, I finished balancing the rogue
hide ability!
Arah thanks Paldin.
Arah notices MrKrinkle hiding in the shadows
Arah says to the dragon: Roast him.
The dragon inhales deeply.
MrKrinkle emerges from the shadows, and offers to sell Arah a contract of
protection.
The dragon holds its breath for a moment, waiting to see Arah's reaction.
Arah fumes.
MrKrinkle disappears in a puff of smoke.
The dragon covers the clifftop in fire.
A tanned Okart exclaims to the dragon: Thanks! You happen to have any salt?
Arah touches his forehead and gets a faraway look in his eyes.
Arah mumbles something about Flaw.
Arah quickly flies to Hobbitat, and waits near the south gate.
MrKrinkle arrives.
MrKrinkle says: Now, how about that contract?
Arah throws his spear at MrKrinkle, who deftly steps out of the way.
MrKrinkle says: Try again. Try harder.
Arah throws up his hands in frustration.
Malire rushes in where angels fear to tread.
Malire says: Enough!
Malire says: MrKrinkle, you have blatantly ignored Anguish's theft laws and
are too good at running bounties. You have grievously wounded Chojin, and
for this, you will now be banished.
Malire looks around.
Malire says: Where did he go?
Far to the west, MrKrinkle shouts: over here
Malire rushes out to where angels fear to tread.
Arah is moved away by Malire.
The dragon shivers nervously as it senses other beings in the area.
Four shadowy figures leap out, and stab the dragon!
The dragon roars in pain, and dissolves into fine mists.
Rawbeenhewd shouts: omg viva los bastardos kthx
Siaynoq shouts: viva los bastardos
Barracuda shouts: viva los bastardos
Nowitzki shouts: viva los bastardos
Your vision shifts to the western mists.
Malire and Arah look around, but don't see anyone around.
You hear MrKrinkle say: So long AA, viva los bastardos.
MrKrinkle arrives and walks into the mists.
Malire sighs.
Malire says: Argh he got away.
Malire says to Arah: For vexatious failure, you are now banished back to
Canada. Go hug a moose.
Arah disappears.
The storm clouds dissipate and things return to normal.
For now, at least.
Title: 'law storm last night' // Mrkrinkle <18> Wed May 26 17:06:45 2004
summer semester starting soon. 2 months of nothing but working and studying and occasionally sleeping. fun stuff!
formatting will be fucked
Storm clouds gather overhead...
Lightning flashes, and thunder booms.
You sense that something is not right.
Llamachaoser shouts: lol law storm!!1? lol
The clouds form into a funnel, and a figure riding a huge red dragon emerges.
The dragon lands near Malire.
Malire hands a scroll to Arah.
Arah reads the scroll and nods.
Arah shouts: MrKrinkle, your time is up!
You hear something move past you, running swiftly to the south, but when you
turn around you see nothing there.
Arah's dragon flies south towards Drakhiya.
MrKrinkle shouts: You'll never get me, dragon-boy!
Arah and dragon land outside of a monolith seemingly constructed entirely of
diamonds.
Arah paces around the monolith, but cannot seem to find a way inside.
Arah snorts.
Arah senses that his scroll has gone missing.
Arah screams loudly!
Arah reads a small white card.
Arah touches his forehead and gets a faraway look in his eyes.
Arah shouts: You are a fast one, MrKrinkle.
Arah calls his pack of wolves.
Arah lets the wolves sniff the card, and they run north.
Arah flies back to Malire and says: he's too fast.
Malire says: The wolves will get him.
Iceblood shouts: MrKrinkle in Hobbitat!
The wolves enter the town, causing the resident hobbits to panic.
The wolves arrive at a house in the northern part of town.
They enter, and an elven adventurer kicks them out, saying: "Can't you read
the sign? No pets allowed."
The wolves howl loudly.
Arah swoops down on his dragon.
Arah says to Flaw: you really do get in the way sometimes...why don't you go
visit your friends in Ravel.
Flaw says: It has been awhile since I've visited the goblins.
Flaw conjures a magical gateway.
Flaw enters the gateway.
Arah notices MrKrinkle emerging from the shadows.
Arah says: Aha! I've got you now criminal!
MrKrinkle flips Arah a coin and tells him to buy a clue.
MrKrinkle enters the gateway.
The wolf pack arrives, smelling Flaw's departure.
The gateway collapses with a loud bang.
The ground shakes as Arah screams again.
Inquisitor arrives.
The wolves' eyes widen in fear and they scatter in all directions!
Thunder rumbles as Arah screams again in anger.
He skewers the Inquisitor with his spear.
Arah tells Malire: We need Chojin.
Malire tells Arah: I'm on it. MrKrinkle is on the cliffs by Puffin Beach.
Huge waves roll in from the sea, as a huge octopus rears its head from the
water.
Arah flies in, and points to the cliff.
Chojin pulls itself to the top of the cliff with its tentacles.
You see a bedraggled, wild man run out from a hut on the cliffs.
Okart exclaims: MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okart hacks away at the tentacles. Chojin roars a fierce octupus roar, and
falls back into the sea.
You hear MrKrinkle say: You still don't get it, do you.
You hear MrKrinkle say: I know the land too well, I have too many hiding
spots. You can't get me.
Okart munches on a bit of tentacle.
Okart exclaims: Tastes like chicken!
Arah says: I know you are still here Krinkle. Come out and accept your fate.
Far off to the southwest, Paldin shouts: Arah, I finished balancing the rogue
hide ability!
Arah thanks Paldin.
Arah notices MrKrinkle hiding in the shadows
Arah says to the dragon: Roast him.
The dragon inhales deeply.
MrKrinkle emerges from the shadows, and offers to sell Arah a contract of
protection.
The dragon holds its breath for a moment, waiting to see Arah's reaction.
Arah fumes.
MrKrinkle disappears in a puff of smoke.
The dragon covers the clifftop in fire.
A tanned Okart exclaims to the dragon: Thanks! You happen to have any salt?
Arah touches his forehead and gets a faraway look in his eyes.
Arah mumbles something about Flaw.
Arah quickly flies to Hobbitat, and waits near the south gate.
MrKrinkle arrives.
MrKrinkle says: Now, how about that contract?
Arah throws his spear at MrKrinkle, who deftly steps out of the way.
MrKrinkle says: Try again. Try harder.
Arah throws up his hands in frustration.
Malire rushes in where angels fear to tread.
Malire says: Enough!
Malire says: MrKrinkle, you have blatantly ignored Anguish's theft laws and
are too good at running bounties. You have grievously wounded Chojin, and
for this, you will now be banished.
Malire looks around.
Malire says: Where did he go?
Far to the west, MrKrinkle shouts: over here
Malire rushes out to where angels fear to tread.
Arah is moved away by Malire.
The dragon shivers nervously as it senses other beings in the area.
Four shadowy figures leap out, and stab the dragon!
The dragon roars in pain, and dissolves into fine mists.
Rawbeenhewd shouts: omg viva los bastardos kthx
Siaynoq shouts: viva los bastardos
Barracuda shouts: viva los bastardos
Nowitzki shouts: viva los bastardos
Your vision shifts to the western mists.
Malire and Arah look around, but don't see anyone around.
You hear MrKrinkle say: So long AA, viva los bastardos.
MrKrinkle arrives and walks into the mists.
Malire sighs.
Malire says: Argh he got away.
Malire says to Arah: For vexatious failure, you are now banished back to
Canada. Go hug a moose.
Arah disappears.
The storm clouds dissipate and things return to normal.
For now, at least.